Monday, November 12, 2007


You must be damn bored to have reached this site. Come. Read the jokes.
"Mommy has no idea how to raise children." said the child to his father.

"How can you say such a thing?" replied the father. "Well, mommy sends me to bed at night when I'm not sleepy and wakes me up in the morning when I'm still sleepy."



When my friend and I went for a swim near the mouth of the Zambezi River in Zambian, I asked a young boy,who was fishing nearby, whether there were sharks in the water.

"No." He answered My friend and I jumped into the water and started swimming. After several minutes, I called out the boy, "Are you sure there are no sharks here?" "No sharks." He replied. "Sharks are afraid of crocodiles."




A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, of about 12 inches height, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.

"Where on earth did you get that ???" asked the surprised bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish - just one."

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks !"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. Another duck, then another soon follow it. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "You know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

The man replies, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist??? "



pitter. patter. 9:38:00 PM